This post is dedicated to my sistah. She knows who she is.
I frequently have bizarre dreams. No doubt they will help me to become famous on the internet. Here's a classic example.
(Note: It has been years since I had this dream. I may elaborate. A lot.)
I dreamed--(Note 2: "Dreamt" is not a word. As odd as "dreamed" looks, it's the word.)--I had entered a public restroom for the use that public restrooms are intended. I opened the stall, and to my dismay, I found that the toilet was filled with strawberries.
And apparently this was a normal occurrence in the dream, because my response was, "Aw crap. Not strawberries again." Again. As though it wasn't the first time I had found the toilet filled with strawberries. It seemed as frequent as finding the toilet paper empty, other other such public restroom mishaps.
Nope. Full of strawberries.
Like this:
